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- Cry a little.

- Look at yourself naked to remind yourself how hot you are.
- Curl up in a ball and cry upon the realization that you are not as hot as you thought you were.
- Play the Smiths.
- Cry because Morrissey has given you unrealistic expectations of men and love.
- Smoke while picturing yourself in a tragic black and white French film.
- Make a list of reasons why the person who dumped you totally sucks and will end up alone.
- Cry because that list is bullshit. 
- Stay in bed with your dog and come to terms with the fact that this is probably as close to love as you will ever know.
- Go for a long run.
- Take a hot shower.
- Cry some more.
- Eat some pizza and fix yourself a sandwich then watch TV that doesn’t make you think, just laugh. 
- If you’re not over it by now, accept your new life as a tortured spinster, so I’d encourage you to join a book club, take up knitting, and start watching Greys Anatomy.